Joust

to take a long "stick" a put it in some one's face

Many people want to joust me

by chunx November 16, 2005

JoRus

A combination of the ever so popular and most annoying and irritating couple of people, the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus.

"Bah I'm so sick of the disney and JoRus. What happened to real music and entertainment?"

by Ms.Kaulitz August 7, 2009

Jobs Corollary

An addendum to Rule 34 - There's an app for that! (TAAFT

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.

by Mofrak August 24, 2010

jombus

An expression describing a stupid acting or actually stupid human. A dolt; spastic, or otherwise foolish individual.

Stop being such a jombus right now. You're really crashing the vibe of this party.

by lexicon_luther January 25, 2019

jebus

black jesus that can turn water into crack

guy1: whos jebus

guy2:black jesus

by championo March 11, 2020

jousef elkott

yousef is the most talented person in the whole world ❤😌...he is so attractive he have brown eyes and curly hair 🙈...he is so funny he loves his friends and he have the best smile 😌❤ ...he cares about his fans 🥺💘 , if u r reading this right now i just wanted to say( i love you ❤) keep on doing what u love 🥺💘

jousef elkott is talented

by someone that loves jo September 15, 2020

jebusq

A very handsome smart man.

Darian is a very jebusq kinda guy

by Crashn February 1, 2023