Jombus

An over-sized asshole, usually caused by DP in the butt.

Mitch: "Dude did you hear Tom, Corbin, and Jesse had a 3 sum last night?"

Jacob: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure Corbin has a jombus now."

by Foreskin Chodeslam January 21, 2011

Jombus

An oversized asshole; usually aquired naturally or by having it torn open by some sort of long, cylindrical object.

An asshole of irregular proportion.

"Dude, did you see Chealsea's jombus last night? I heard it was big."

"Yeah man, it was huge! I tore that thing up."

by Longrod Von Hugenballs December 15, 2010

jombus

oversized anal cavity formed when fat chode enters the anus

Rick: "oh yeah put that chode in my anus."

Jake: "oooopppsss its a jombus now"

Rick: "ahhhhhhhhh shit fuck my asshole"

Corbin: "hey can i get in on this?"

by chodeSLAM69 January 23, 2011

jombus

An expression describing a stupid acting or actually stupid human. A dolt; spastic, or otherwise foolish individual.

Stop being such a jombus right now. You're really crashing the vibe of this party.

by lexicon_luther January 25, 2019

jambushed

When one unwittingly opens a Myspace page and is surprised by the music loaded onto the profile. This usually occurs when the subject's speakers are at an above normal volume, but wasn't previously listening to something. Often a furious and spastic search ensues to close the offending page.

In some cases, a Myspace profile will have more than one song loaded onto it. The resulting sound can be described as no less than an aural car accident.

I opened her myspace up and went back to finish the e-mail I was writing, only to have a good 20 seconds of Fall Out Boy at an earsplitting volume.

Cracker got Jambushed!

by zak Stevens October 1, 2007

jambuster

From Manitoba, Canada, it means a Jelly filled donut.

The filling squirted out, as he ate the Jambuster.

by Kody B August 3, 2004

jambush

When you are playing music at an open mic night and a complete stranger jumps on stage and starts playing with you without asking.

Highly annoying, especially if said stranger isn't nearly as good as they think they are.

A portmanteau word from "jam" and "ambush." Past tense "jambushed."

Roommate: Yo, how was open mic tonight?

Bleeding-heart songwriter: Lame. Got jambushed by this drunk harmonica player. Just leaped up without saying anything and started doing terrible, terrible things to my song.

Roommate: Sucks, dude.

by whomakesyourmoney July 30, 2010