fartchery

Fartchery - the art of aiming your farts. Normally aiming towards someone.

Dude I've been practicing my fartchery I just blasted that guy in the face from across the room!

by John P from Tacoma May 18, 2008

Fartsistance

To help a fart come out by leaning to one side; raising one butt cheek or pressing on your belly.

My farts always come out easier after some fartsistance.

by nutty_poo October 16, 2008

Fart Bride

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.

Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.

by Logibear May 17, 2009

fartition

Any kind of smell shield between someone's nose and bad gas. Ie: t-shirt or blanket.

My gas was so bad last night my girlfriend used the blanket as a fartition to keep the smell away from her.

by Dr. Smoot July 21, 2009

Farticules

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.

Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.

by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010

Fartin' on my cake

to rain on someone's parade, to diss their set. Reference to cakefarts.com. To disrespect someone so much that you walk into their birthday party, and proceed to deficate on their cake.

we got problems or something? why you be coming up here fartin' on my cake nigga?

by rizzy viz December 21, 2009

Fart Coffin

An enclosed area, such as a car, where a deadly smelling fart is trapped for massive effectiveness.

Driver: *farts in car and locks windows
Passenger: "I'd rather die than sit in this fart coffin"

by AlexWhiteRules August 2, 2010