Essentuous

When a coworker is an essential employee and very beautiful.

My secretary is an essentuous woman.

by Greasy Snake June 21, 2020

Essential

Something math will never be

Teacher: You need to do well in math its very essential

Kid: really how is it useful?
Teacher: It keeps dumb whores like you from becoming doctors and killing all your patients

by dumbasswhore July 23, 2020

Essex

When something finally goes right in a stupid situation.

Wow I can't believe Kanye one the election! Essex!

Guys when my parents divorced I now have two Christmas's! Essex!!

by Shlatt_fer_Prez46 November 20, 2020

Essexia

The worst fucking micronation based in Kent, United Kingdom

Essexia? That nation full of Czech and British incels who shops at Co-op everyday?

by Literally Big Chungus December 27, 2020

Essentials

A necessary ingredient to organize a party or gathering. Can be used as a synonym to a large number of things, including, but not limited to beer, coke, joints, whores, dwarves, fireworks, anal beads, bouncy castles or potato cannons.

Yo fam, have you ordered the essentials?
Nah, the stock on milfies is low at the moment

by cracktivator3 February 19, 2021

essmee

Essmee stands for special things in special moments. The moment you are super amazed by someone or something, the more you surprised or amazed you get the more Essmee the situation will be.

Look at the line-up for the festival mate, it is essmee!! We definitely should get the ticket.

by alarm_bafghhi February 26, 2021

Esse

Big sexi man

Esse is a big sexi man

by anonymous February 28, 2021