Essie is like a penny she’s a to faced bitch and ain’t worth anything but Essie is caring and loves her kids more than anything you mess with Essie’s kid start digging you grave she a awesome mother but can be annoying sometimes and Essie also has no friends but she loves kid Essie is a lazy big who just sits on a couch Essie is very welcoming into her home and she is very selfless and she needs a husband because she has no friends her family always makes fun of her but she just smacks then with a belt

Oh the Essie is a real hottie

Essie by Deztnutz September 8, 2019

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Essie

Essie is the definition of the term Hard Stuck. Like Tobias Fate, Gross Gore, Red Red Mercy and Gbay99

Dude i am so Essie right now its not funny.

Essie by ossoP October 21, 2017

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bad or poor quality

*wifi keeps disconnecting*
john: this is so essie

essie by onlyfactshere123 May 28, 2019

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essie

Short form for escort, a person who provides companionship and more for money. Used on outlets where the word escort might trigger review or blocking.

I am world-class essie, concerned with the well being of my clients.

essie by JZPop April 11, 2025

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