script kiddie 

An idiot 12 year old kid with no social life that runs around in a Jedi outfit and uses some prewritten programs to h4xx0r his school, gets caught printing shit on their network, and is rudely awakened to the fact that this is what he is and he is not under any circumstance a real hacker/cracker at all and should die a horrible flaming death. If you want to meet some script kiddies go to www.illegalworld.com and look in their forum, the whole place is full of em. If your a script kiddie and want to see what real hackers do www.phrack.org is a good place to start.

Wmuhahahahaha now I have all A's in Engrish! WTF? THEY CATCHED MEE?!>!>!:"L"LJ!@:L?????? -dies a horrible flaming death-

script kiddie by -=-X-=- August 9, 2004

melon patch kids 

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

melon patch kids by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

kiddie fiddler 

one who fiddles with kiddies

you are such a kiddie fiddler

kiddie fiddler by Speedracer August 26, 2003

Stick-up-Kids 

Ghetto youth who make their money by robbing, or "jacking", random people on the streets, using some type of pistol or handheld firearm. Coming from the process of holding somewhat at gunpoint, or "sticking them up".

Stick-up-kids ran up on us on the corner.

Stick-up-Kids by Dylan McKay August 7, 2004

Kidnapper's Deluxe 

N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.

Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.

Kidnapper's Deluxe by Silentwatch January 11, 2009

Kidpetition 

When siblings compete to do chores for their Mom.

In a raw example of kidpetition,Pete called his sisters Ann and Jan, and his brother John, on the way home after replacing light bulbs and completing other chores. "I am on my way home after taking care of things for my Mom", said Pete. "%#}{#\<>^*£€!!!!", thought Ann, Jan and John.

Kidpetition by Moms favorite January 29, 2012

kiddled 

Something that has been touched and tampered with by children. Mostly in reference to the probability of it being contaminated with the bodily fluids and secretions of children and/or germs.

"Don't eat the veggie dip, it's been kiddled."
"This tube of chapstick has been kiddled."

kiddled by Madame Z September 12, 2012