kiddled

Something that has been touched and tampered with by children. Mostly in reference to the probability of it being contaminated with the bodily fluids and secretions of children and/or germs.

"Don't eat the veggie dip, it's been kiddled."
"This tube of chapstick has been kiddled."

by Madame Z September 12, 2012

Fat Kidded

When one is socially shunned by various groups of peers. This parallels the "fat kid" that no one ever wanted on their kick ball team in elementary school.

Wade: "Haha, matt was pwnd! No one wanted him in their group."
John: "He was totally fat kidded."

by Wad3 March 18, 2008

kiddle

A combination of a kiss and a cuddle. So doing both at the same time.

Give me a kiddle
I love your kiddles

by IJG March 8, 2007

Kidded

The action of hitting something with an infant or small child

I kidded that disappointment of a child yesterday

by Tekita rain May 2, 2019

Kindled

To be served by someone who whips out the kindle and finds out an answer before anyone else.

Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.

Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!

by kpdrake126 January 8, 2011

Kiddler

A kiddy fiddler.

Me: Man, that Rich T is a real kiddler.
James: I know, he just can't stopp fiddling with kids.

by Dan Dutton August 12, 2008

kidded

To get gotten, to bamboozle

Just got kidded so hard when the boss called and said, "I need you to come into work right now."

She kidded you so hard when she wouldn't let you touch her butt.

Work called, you're kidded again.

Called work back and said, "sorry i've had too many beerzzzz i cant come in." Kidded the s*%t out of them.

by bigf06kingboys April 21, 2017