Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”

“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”

by Red Raw October 5, 2025

Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

Kiwi facial

When you smash an unopened beer on your face until there is an opening in the can which you then split the can and drink the contents.

Rick was wasted after doing a Kiwi Facial.

by H.1988 December 9, 2025

pussy kiwi

When a girl uses a Kiwi as a tampon during her period and then uses it as part of abpost-sex gourmet meal for her partner.

My girl made me a pussy kiwi last night and it was delicious!

by Jewish Rape victims April 19, 2017

the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.

Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again

by Fergs kiwi fruit September 2, 2017

A Kiwi

A song typically written & performed by a British closeted gay man.

Harry loves singing a kiwi to make fun of his husband stunts.

by Ailam September 13, 2017

mr kiwi

An epic gamer who likes to listen to sicko mode and get epic victories on Fortnite

Bro who was that epic gamer last match?
I don’t know, probably a mr kiwi

by Mr kiwii January 27, 2019