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when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis
I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.
thonk by jose April 22, 2005
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thornton academy 

The semi-private high school in Saco, Maine that has recently expanded to include junior high grades as well. Thornton Academy provides schooling for neighboring towns as well; Dayton and Arundel as well. Out of town citizens can pay for their children to attend Thornton Academy. The school offers many amenities that a public school cannot. Also, because they are private, they have more funding from tuitions for athletics and arts.
"Hey, did you go to Thornton Academy?"

"I did. Thornton is my alma mater."
thornton academy by deanna03801 March 17, 2009

thong wearer 

One who wears a thong on a daily basis
Rori is an adamant thong wearer.

bong thong 

A small piece of undergarments designed especially for men and surrounds the genitial area, and looks rather impressive or sad.

A man thong.

Generally made of spandex or mesh/fishnet and are often worn by strippers.
"Last night, me and my girls went to that club, the sausage pit, and a hot dancer sported a mighty fine red bong thong."
To be horny and thirsty at the same time.
Graham was so thorny last night that he tried to hook-up with the bouncer's girlfriend right in front of the bouncer.

While at Melody Bostic's Halloween party, Karen dry-humped Seth Mosakowski in the middle of the living room, she was obviously thorny.
Thorny by vp21 January 1, 2014
The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.
I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.
thonker by redlight hack January 17, 2013