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A man who LOVES to wear suits and is hopeless with money.
He is the kind of guy who walks into an upper market bar and orders cocktails for all of his friends, but then can't afford the taxi ride home.
Wayne "Is that a Thorny thats just entered the bar?"

Burt "Yeah all mouth and no brains!"
by Magnum357 May 06, 2008
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1.To be in the pre-phase of horny

2. a pimp
1. after she took off her bra Jason was thorny
2. that thorny slapped the whore
by Not Jason July 08, 2004
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To be horny and thirsty at the same time.
Graham was so thorny last night that he tried to hook-up with the bouncer's girlfriend right in front of the bouncer.

While at Melody Bostic's Halloween party, Karen dry-humped Seth Mosakowski in the middle of the living room, she was obviously thorny.
by vp21 January 01, 2014
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Being both tired and horny.
"I'm so thorny I can't stay awake long enough to finish masturbating."
by BlacOut January 17, 2015
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