Thorny

A man who LOVES to wear suits and is hopeless with money.
He is the kind of guy who walks into an upper market bar and orders cocktails for all of his friends, but then can't afford the taxi ride home.
Wayne "Is that a Thorny thats just entered the bar?"

Burt "Yeah all mouth and no brains!"
by Magnum357 May 06, 2008
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When thorn is horny.
"oh man im so fucking thorny right now"
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A person who have a certain apretiation towards anthropomorphic plants or fungi.
Person A: "Lately I discovered that Im horny for flower people."
Person B: "You must be a Thorny then!"
Person C: "What the fuck is wrong with you two?"
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To be horny and thirsty at the same time.
Graham was so thorny last night that he tried to hook-up with the bouncer's girlfriend right in front of the bouncer.

While at Melody Bostic's Halloween party, Karen dry-humped Seth Mosakowski in the middle of the living room, she was obviously thorny.
by vp21 January 01, 2014
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by onedamnbigthorny December 03, 2007
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To be horny for a hammer-sized penis.
Girl: I am so thorny right now
by Thor12345 January 14, 2011
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Being both tired and horny.
"I'm so thorny I can't stay awake long enough to finish masturbating."
by BlacOut January 17, 2015
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