jose's definitions

little moco

A crusty little bastard that doesnt go to school because he is a dumbass.

Hey look at that dumbass "little moco"

by jose May 15, 2014

sir-owns-a-lot

1)to be really awesome
2)to be a pimp
3)a really good dota player and a lover.
4)The sexiest man alive

1)omg its a bird, no its a plane, its sir-owns-a-lot
2)wow that guy has 13 girl friends. He is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot.
3)that guys is such a pro. He got a triple kill at lvl 1. he is definatly a sir-owns-a-lot
4)sir-owns-a-lot is very sexy

by jose September 1, 2008

hoe

woman who sleeps around with desperate males

Joy is such a hoe

by Jose January 20, 2007

Poway

A city near San Diego known for a lot of money and also Garden Road where the poor ass bitches reside. Known for extreme underage drinkings, sexy pre-pubescient teens, hot moms, a lot of pain killers, and a youth that just doesnt give a fuck Poway is home to about 100,000 proud Moms and Dads and substance abusing children. If ever traveling to poway, watch out for Espola Road where drunk driving is rampant (also heers house). The sports teams are known more for getting fucked up then for winning. Poway high school is satelite school of "OC." With nothing to do, kids avoid the nagging police while popping oxycontin and drinking beer from parking lot to parking lot. Come and enjoy POWAY!

Poway is sick as fuck.

by jose May 13, 2005

Tezkah

hyper coffee drinking wack (verb)

(brother way too hyper) hey you, stop being tezkah!

by jose May 13, 2005

slinky

a whore, a slut, a dirty girl, girl that gives people STD's

a woman that sleeps with many men

by Jose May 13, 2005

Chantilly

Easily one of the richest schools in the nation where the sports teams only drink bottled water and the school buys plasma screen tvs and $10,000 gym mural paintings. Every once in a while has a good sports team like volleyball or girls soccer, but apparently has a nationally ranked marching band?!!Known for its lack of school spirit, wild parties, excessive amounts of drugs/alcohol and ugly guys willing take advantage of anything female (but it usually ends up being of of the hundreds of gorgeous girls at tilly)

Hey- their football team barely lost tonight. Let's go down to Chantilly and celebrate their almost-victory, because the girls are amazing and they really know how to party.

by jose April 24, 2005