a ridiculously small bitchy person who sits at the stern of a crew and yells commands at the top of his/her lungs into a cox box.common methods of torture are shaking the boat, ignoring them or doing the opposite of their commands, or my personal favorite, throwing them in the mud after they steal you goldfish. coxwains are very cute and cuddly, like a teddy bear.....NOT!! Mariel is like a little demon child ( but we love her) and Danny is just a little ass...Ben, well Ben is just Ben!
After the race, the coxwain stole the hingry rower's goldfish and was thrown into the mud.
as sexy as they can be, thongs are also known as "ass floss" and can be quite painful when a friend decides to yank on the strings.
are you wearing your ass floss?