sampler

An electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboard or a sequencer. Not to be confused with a synthesizer or ROMpler

A sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.

by SynthBaron November 28, 2003

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SIMPLIFE

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

by Jeff D December 28, 2005

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simoleon

American slang word for a dollar.
Associated with early 1900s gangsters.

"The guy's got more simoleons than all of us put together."

by D-S January 23, 2006

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Sample Fart

Is when you let go a sample of a fart to see if it smells bad before you let it all out...

I let go a sample fart in the elevator to see if i could let go the rest.

by hmlv October 24, 2009

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Silicon simpleton

A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men.

Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."

Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"

by novicen00b January 12, 2011

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The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.

The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020

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Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

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