llama humper

A person who likes humping very hairy people/creatures.

Did you see her on pay per view with Big Foot? She's such a llama humper.

by Valkyrie February 29, 2004

Ass Llama

1) An idiot
2) A very no0bish person
3) Someone who tends to be very frustrating
4) Someone who is couterproductive
5) A person with no life

Sam- God that guy just cut me off!
Joe- Yeah I know, he's a total Ass Llama

Many teachers are Ass Llamas.

by Final Destination Luverzzzz March 10, 2009

Llama

The South American beast-of-burden renowned for its fine wool and hairlip. A defeated Llama yields 2000 gold pieces and 150 experience points.

Ryan used the Llama's spit as lubricant because his peruvian escort had a dry cooter.

by Ryan Guide August 25, 2007

llamafied

Something bad happened to you, or someone.

"Man, my heart got llamafied today.."

by Paige October 1, 2002

Llama Choch

A llama's dirty vagina ; a term also used as a random humorous insult

"Yo watz good llama choch?"

by xsis January 29, 2009

Llameia

A demon-like creature who lives in hell and comes out during Halloween to steal people butt nugget's

Little Johnny help me! The Llameia is trying to get me.

by The Llameia King June 24, 2009

llama kiss

The sexual act of spitting in one another's mouth as a means of sexual gratification

Dude, I hacked up the fatest loogie last night and gave my girl the wettest llama kiss.

by Upgraydude March 8, 2015