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All-American Cunt Hunt

1. Loading up a car with snacks, coffee, soft drinks, and a guitar in the daylight hours then driving said car to an ocean-adjacent tourist-filled city in the effort of finding a woman to have sexual relations with. There must be at least 3 people in the car at all times, with the person in the backseat playing the guitar at some point in the hunt. Also, the city that you travel to has to be at least an hour away from the city you live in.

See also Trim Swimming.
1. "I've got nothing to do today, you want to go to the mall/beach/Sodom & Gomorrah?"

"Fuck that, let's go on an All-American Cunt Hunt!"

"I'll bring the guitar."
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little red riding cunt 

Your boyfriend is been a wanker, annoying you all night, you really want to just smother his face so you secretly feed him a couple of xanax and wait until he falls into a deep slumber. It is perfect timing as you are on your period and have thick menstrual blood gushing from your snatch. You take your underwear off and pull out a nice juicy and succulent tampon. You sensually rub the tampon over your smug boyfriends face and lips and then sit your bleeding pussy on his face. Your menstrual blood smears all over his pretty little face, you make sure his lips are parted so he can taste all the juices flowing from your tight little cunt. You do this until his face looks like it belongs in a Quentin Tarrinto movie. You really want to make sure you get a few stringy blood clots smeared across his perfect face and also a few clots in his hair that will dry over night.
"If you don't shut up I'm gonna get my friend little red riding cunt to smother you with her bleeding vagina!"
Related Words

dirty cunt 

"Dirty Cunt" is a phrase that is used to describe a female who is putting in the effort to try and make one's life miserable. Unfortunately, these girls lack brains and are all disgusting in their appearance. They will often make up lies, spread rumors to try and feel better about themselves. In layman's terms they are slimy cowards that have no limits of shame and will try and fuck one's boyfriend behind one's back. They cannot be trusted by anyone one of intelligence, wits, beauty, and power. IF one lacks just one of these adjectives then they are a dirty cunt.

Where can one find such filth you may ask.. New Hyde Park, Ronkonkoma, and Sound Beach. BEWARE.
girl: that dirty cunt just called my bf
girl2: no doubt she a dirty cunt, is she from new hyde park
girl: she must be hahaha
girl2: hahahahah
dirty cunt by ..,,.,.,..., December 26, 2007

dog cunt 

a word aboriginals use which is very insulting and used to say that they are a piece of shit
oi fag! your a dog cunt!
dog cunt by oicunt September 6, 2006

Kick Your Cunt In 

To Kick Your Cunt In or Have Your Cunt Kicked In is the act of being severely beaten up, It is a mostly scottish term and is widely used by chavs or neds as a form of greeting if they have taken exception to your presence.
Haw ya dobber,fuckin hell ye lookin' at? Ah'm gonnae kick your cunt in ya bas!

dutty cunt 

girl who most likely had been fucked to many times... STDS!
dutty cunt by Param Sandhu January 13, 2008

Monkey Jew Cunt 

Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.

Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.

Can be abbreviated to "mjc".
1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt