Dick cheese

yummy substance from unwashed penis

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏

by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022

Big Cheese

When you or someone else is the guy that every girl is hovering around. During a party

Dude Jerry was such a big cheese at the party last night. Ellie was all over him

by BigJdogSwizzle June 16, 2017

Cheese

Cheese is a loaf of milk. Don't ever feed it to vegans. If you eat blue cheese what on earth is going on inside your head to make you do that!?

Oh look, cheese. I'd love to feed that to my vegan dinner lady.

by Lettuceandtomatoesarepeng November 16, 2019

NIGGER CHEESE

The cheese that comes of a niggers dick and is made into a block 🧀

She stole my nigger cheese all I wanted was my nigger cheese

by SIGMA _YT August 26, 2025

processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.

"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.

by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024

Cheese Whistle

A descriptive name given to a smegma caked penis.

"Get that filthy cheese whistle out ma face, its fuckin stinkin"

by Tendek February 7, 2021

bed cheese

Clumps of dried semen

Hey man, there’s a lot of bed cheese in your sheets.

by Comfylime August 21, 2024