Definitions by Tendek

Fat Cheeser

The type of character in a predominantly older gentleman's drinking establishment that has a surrounding miasma of smegma due to poor personal hygiene.

"Haw man, whits that fuckin tang?"
"It's that fat cheeser at the end o the bar. His baws havenae seen soap since Band Aid"

Fat Cheeser by Tendek January 16, 2026

Cheese Whistle 

A descriptive name given to a smegma caked penis.

"Get that filthy cheese whistle out ma face, its fuckin stinkin"

Cheese Whistle by Tendek February 7, 2021

Snunt 

A frankly uncouth way to describe one's nose.

"Haw, git yer fingers oot yer snunt... Ya dirty cunt"

Snunt by Tendek June 1, 2020