by Jamie D Allen June 7, 2005

by Creatorofthewf November 13, 2019

Robot #1: “What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2?”
Robot #2: “I don’t know. What does 2 + 2 equal?”
Robot #1: thinking mode intensifies
Robot #1: “WEED EATER.”
Larry the Cucumber: “Now THAT’S funny!”
Robot #2: “I don’t know. What does 2 + 2 equal?”
Robot #1: thinking mode intensifies
Robot #1: “WEED EATER.”
Larry the Cucumber: “Now THAT’S funny!”
by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021

A stoner who is broke as fuck so they desperately scrape every bit of weed particle from their grinders every single day till the next time they can buy more
by Bootedbeus May 20, 2023

1. A familiar piece of regular use in one's glassware collection, that is not a favorite, and does not hold significant financial or emotional value.
2. Any device used for smoking marijuana that is conspicuously horn shaped.
2. Any device used for smoking marijuana that is conspicuously horn shaped.
Man 1: Man, I am so sorry. I dropped your bowl on the floor and it shattered.
Man 2: No foul dude, it was just a little weed horn I picked up at the corner store a few months ago.
You: Check out my new sherlock, it looks like a saxophone!
Me: A veritable weed-horn!
Man 2: No foul dude, it was just a little weed horn I picked up at the corner store a few months ago.
You: Check out my new sherlock, it looks like a saxophone!
Me: A veritable weed-horn!
by DerDoktor January 27, 2014

My friend had some Weeb Weed he got from his trip to Hokkaido, so we smoked it, watched anime and ate all of the snacks he brought back.
by haha_Lost Boys November 10, 2019

When several friends are all adding a bit of their weed to the bowl and they all have differing weed, much like the differing ingredients in a garden salad.
Friend: "We've got a weed salad here! There's some indoor, some outdoor, a bit of headies, it's all good!"
by Qeqeneq May 13, 2009
