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Noob With Socks

A Noob(search Noob) that sucks so much that his shoes were stolen because he got pwned(search pwned) so much.
"OMG JOHN UR SUCH A FUCKIN NOOB WIT SOCKS!"
"Your Worst Than A Noob Your A Noob With Socks Butwhipe!"
by ViJaY March 24, 2005
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spock

To Spock: The act of freezing up and showing no emotion when interacting with a responsive member of the opposite sex. To fail during an attempted seduction though lack of confidence.

Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.

From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's
The girl was all over him but he totally spocked.
by Donbowsky April 28, 2006
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socks

a piece of hockey equipment worn over the shin pads. stupid non-hockey players occasionally refer to them as "leg-warmers". clearly they're idiots.
Person 1: Look at how ugly those legwarmers are!!
Person 2: Clearly you're retarded. They're playing hockey, they're not WEARING any legwarmers.
Person 3: Dude... I think they mean the socks....
Person 2&3: WHAT THE FUCK. THEYRE SOCKS YOU DUMBASS.
Person 1: Oh...true. Sorry, I don't play hockey, I do tae kwon do.

Person 2&3: Okay... we still love you. We guess.
by IHeartSouthKorea. October 22, 2010
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tube socks

Granny's tube socks have seen better years.
by slimon simon April 17, 2006
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monkey socks

Socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet.
Guy #1: Why do your socks have huge holes in the front?

Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.
by JDubz526 February 24, 2011
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Fold The Socks

recieve anal sex while pressing your vagina against the corner of the dryer while it is running.
I don't think she will wanna move it up to the bedroom ever since I showed her how to "fold the socks".
by Big Head K January 21, 2010
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Shock her before you Spock her!

A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.

The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'
Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"
by Veebz October 22, 2011
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