Pulling a len

when you jack-off in a urinal while in school, get caught by a teacher, then get detention for it.

hey why is Mike in detention?" "he got caught pulling a len.

by Thomas A. Pacifica November 2, 2010

Pulling an Aaron Rodgers

When an individual misleads or lies about being fully vaccinated against the Coronavirus. This individual pretends to be fully vaccinated by acting in such a manner; not wearing a mask, partaking in social events and/ or not notifying those in close proximity.

Pulling An Aaron Rodgers defined as: lying to someone or everyone of being fully vaccinated against the Coronavirus.

by NotJohnWick November 8, 2021

your dad should have pulled out

Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.

Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.

"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"

"... Your dad should have pulled out."

"LOL!!!1!"

by Ima Linguist October 16, 2018

Pulling a Mason

Doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.

When you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a Mason.

by Mbandit August 24, 2009

pulling a cameron

to be caught blatanly staring at a girls boobs.

dude 1: dude, tim just pulled a cameron and got slapped.

dude 2: he had it coming. tim's not sneaky enough to get away with pulling a cameron.

by chirss April 28, 2008

Pulling a Kuyvenhoven

Applying the germans "blitzkrieg" to the activity of masturbation, "literally choking the chickens head off"

Rod - "so brodeo, what were you up to last night?"
Tod - "dude i was Pulling a Kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards"
Rod - " holy shit dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white"

by xcrunner1992 March 31, 2009

Pulling an Allegra

Out of a sudden quitting a conversation or location without a known reason for a long time; rage-quitting.

Stop pulling an allegra on me; Don't forget to allegra your girlfriend.

by julesvalenti1 May 21, 2011