maloni

v., - 1. The act of failing to perform essential personal and professional responsibilities. 2. Mass consumption of any food product containing carbohydrates, potassium, lard, meat, bacon, pork or noodles. -ing -ed Synoniums - lazy, gluttonous, hedonistic

Bob is maloni in that job!

Good grief! Sam just did malonied that buffet!

by MacTheMachine March 7, 2007

Karl Malone

One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.

Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"

by Q-Tip McVicker November 22, 2004

Malcolm

A person who is usually very squeaky until the age of 16.

Tyrone: whats wring with that guys voice.
Tanner: That’s Malcolm you probably know him from call of duty voice chats.

by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 24, 2019

malcolm

Dumbest bitch you’ll know has a tiny dick also fat pulls ugly girls if any.

Remember that dude Malcolm with a small dick.

by StonerBoner69er April 14, 2019

Malcolm Gruijters

malcolm gruijters is very smart

malcolm gruijters is very smart

by Malcolm21321231231 September 24, 2020

Luke Malone

Usually drives a BMW kind of a faggot with a extremely small penis and lactating nipples

Luke Malone Gives Men Great Head

by leave me malone October 10, 2018

Macon

Amazing,sweetest,most perfect girl ever! with blue eyes and a beautiful face and a beautiful body if you have a Macon keep her and when she says she loves you believe her <3

Conner:Macon I love you
Macon:I love you too
Conner:I believe you

by CMW0112 July 1, 2011