caledonia

Yes it is small town Michigan, rural, but not backward. They have had continuous updating to the city limit sign(s). Originally on same pole, and sign read; enter leave, enter leave as it swung in the wind, BUT, now there are two signs marking the village boundries and is a convient place to hang a hammock. A 1957 graduate of H.S. says you'll have fond mememories 60yrs from now.

If the smell of cow dung has your nostrils yearning for relief, Your in Caledonia, Michigan

by BOB ROWLAND February 11, 2005

Caledonia

Tiny little town in Northern Mississippi that has a terrible football team, but a good band. Filled mostly with uptight hyper religious types, stoners, the reddest rednecks around, and military airmen, all sharing one goal: to get the fuck out of there.

Guy 1: "Hey man, where do you live?"
Guy 2: "Caledonia."
Guy 1: "Oh wow, man, I'm sorry for your torment."

by RC-Odin October 23, 2011

caleifoshizzle

1.to be confused in such a manner it impares your speech
2. to get so confused you mess up your words
3. the state of ultimate confusion

what a caleifoshizzle of a question
man im caleifoshizzled

by Cameron Forbes December 5, 2007

Calend

(verb)
The act of calendaring. what a calendar does.

That Calendar on your desk is useless, all it does is calend...

by Chadd Sun December 30, 2008

calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009

Calenderize

To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!

by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010

Caleb Rosenfield

To make the situation Jewish in some way.

Stop being such a Caleb Rosenfield!

by Coolguysupreme October 15, 2010