butt call

An unintended cell-phone call made by sitting on the speed dial buttons.

I just got a butt call from my girlfriend. I could hear her talking to someone, but she didn;t know her phone had dialed.

by markfromthealamo June 8, 2005

Butt-Funnel

A small entrance to a dance floor, invented by Jon Taffer, designed to make people walk sideways and have eye contact.Comes in single and double varietys.

This is the deepest butt-funnel I have ever designed-Jon Taffer

by TheShad0wKat June 8, 2014

Party Butt

The morning results of drinking the night prior.

Syn: Liquor Shits

Dana had party butt so bad yesterday that we had to pull over every 30 minutes on our way home.

by Haley Allison January 20, 2008

butt bugs

Is the sensation of bug like creatures on your butthole when you do not wipe efficiently. So when your butt itches, those are just butt bugs.

I didn't wipe enough after pooping so now I itch. I must have butt bugs

by h2o yo October 19, 2015

mooshie butt

A nicer, cuter, more PC way to say "wet fart".

1) The one girl said to the other, "I laughed so hard I think I may have mooshie butt."

2) When you wipe after a fart on the toilet, and the tissue is brown.

by freedom boy June 12, 2009

butt-skank

A girl whose lack of worth is not outweighed by the fact that she is willing to offer her rectum for hard anal penetration.

Jenna's the kind of buttskank who staggers home from frat parties dripping cum out the asshole.

by katey December 12, 2004

Dumpster Butt

Physical condition characterized by the presence of slippery shit residue in taint and anus region a the result of either: 1) failure to completely remove all shit during post-dump ass wiping or, 2) failure to completely expell all shit from body during dump, leading to the 'slow-leak' factor involving the slow excretion of shit matter through butt cheeks while walking or standing. While this phenomenon is often confused with 'swamp ass', a quick examination of one's underwear reveals a more prominent ratio of shit vs. sweat during the presence of dumpster butt.

During my lunchbreak at work today I carefully and quietly crammed a wad of toilet paper in my ass to quelch the dumpster butt i'd developed from my morning quick-shit.

by Douglas Zimbah December 9, 2008