Tyler, Texas

Tyler is no longer a dry city as it turned damp in the last election. A group of city leaders, including Tom Mullins--Head of Economic Development, campaigned for Finish the Ballot to allow for the sale of beer and wine for takeout. Critically acclaimed Stanley's BBQ had a fund-raiser with three bands, a buffet, and yard signs. Cries of prohibition ended 80 years ago rang out through the city. Admittedly, one Baptist church unsuccessfully tried to have the proposal banned from the ballot. The hypocrisy and waste of gas to drive so far is over, unless you want liquor. As for the worship of Sarah Palin, President Obama lost 73-26 to R-money in Smith County! No Democrat has carried the county for president since Harry Truman. Don't blame me.

damp "Tyler, Texas"

by bohemiotx November 17, 2012

texas thin

Predominantly used to describe women who, in any other setting outside of The State of Texas, would be considered slightly larger than the average woman. Not 'fat', but bigger. Women described as such often also have a 'large' personality as well as posses a penchant for rather exaggerated up-do hair styles.

Bob: Dude, what's up with your date? You usually go for the anorexic type!
Shawn: What do you mean? She's hot!
Bob: Dude, she's fat.
Shawn: Nah, she's Texas Thin.

by Shawn Mahoney June 27, 2008

texas tornado match

a gimmick tag team match in pro wrestling

In a texas tornado match, both members of each tag team are allowed in the ring. Essential, you have 4 wrestlers and 1 referee in the ring. In order to win, BOTH members of the opposing team have to be pinned or made to submit or disqualified or counted out.

by Super Guy February 4, 2004

texas chili pepper

Smearing hot sauce all over your penis and fucking the girl up the ass

I think its the hottest thing in the world when i give a texas chili pepper, it really burns my dick

by tall heater January 20, 2009

Texas Breakfast

A medium to large assortment of snacks that would be deemed unhealthy by the general public.

i swear to god tim, everytime i walk into 7-11 I can't help but buy myself a texas breakfast

by skroach June 13, 2011

Texas Handshake

The act of delivering a friendly handshake while your partner is spread eagle. "One in the Pink, Four in the Stink". It's the handshake so big it could only come from Texas: The Texas Handshake!

Kris: I can't believe you gave her a Texas Handshake in the Parking Lot!

Stan: Fit like a glove. Wanna smell my fingers?

by asiandong April 18, 2016

The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

by temeasesino October 27, 2011