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A medium to large assortment of snacks that would be deemed unhealthy by the general public.
i swear to god tim, everytime i walk into 7-11 I can't help but buy myself a texas breakfast
by skroach May 19, 2011
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While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.
I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.
by Candy Cakes and Shakes January 17, 2018
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When a girl is giving a BJ before 10am. She barfs on his stick. The guy then milks from his stick at the same time. The girl then gobbles and slurps it up and spits it into the guys mouth and he swallows it.
He is full from his texas breakfast!
by The Killer of Pigs October 17, 2018
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