asiandong's definitions

Texas Handshake

The act of delivering a friendly handshake while your partner is spread eagle. "One in the Pink, Four in the Stink". It's the handshake so big it could only come from Texas: The Texas Handshake!

Kris: I can't believe you gave her a Texas Handshake in the Parking Lot!

Stan: Fit like a glove. Wanna smell my fingers?

by asiandong April 18, 2016

Third Raccoon Eye

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.

"How's that for a third raccoon eye?

One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."

by asiandong June 6, 2016