The act of delivering a friendly handshake while your partner is spread eagle. "One in the Pink, Four in the Stink". It's the handshake so big it could only come from Texas: The Texas Handshake!
Kris: I can't believe you gave her a Texas Handshake in the Parking Lot!
Stan: Fit like a glove. Wanna smell my fingers?
Stan: Fit like a glove. Wanna smell my fingers?
by asiandong January 06, 2016
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Bobby was really giving it to Jed hard last night, but to be generous, he gave Jed the ol' Texas Handshake.
by Pistol Petey November 12, 2009
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by humina man2 December 11, 2011
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