2 definitions by Shawn Mahoney
Can you believe that idiot taking a selfony with the cops? And inside the Capitol to boot!They are all gonna go to jail when this insurrection fails...
by Shawn Mahoney January 11, 2021
Predominantly used to describe women who, in any other setting outside of The State of Texas, would be considered slightly larger than the average woman. Not 'fat', but bigger. Women described as such often also have a 'large' personality as well as posses a penchant for rather exaggerated up-do hair styles.
Bob: Dude, what's up with your date? You usually go for the anorexic type!
Shawn: What do you mean? She's hot!
Bob: Dude, she's fat.
Shawn: Nah, she's Texas Thin.
Shawn: What do you mean? She's hot!
Bob: Dude, she's fat.
Shawn: Nah, she's Texas Thin.
by Shawn Mahoney June 27, 2008