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Pole Vaulting

~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
by GemeinhardtGal June 10, 2007
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flag pole

When a person passes out drunk and you stick a broom stick in their ass. It sticks up like a flag pole. Adding a real flag is optional.
I passed out lastnight and the bastards gave me a flag pole!
by bizzach April 11, 2005
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Water Sport Pole Docking

An advanced form of docking. The two men engage in the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. For the rugged outdoor type males, one male will insert the end of fishing pole up his anus and attempt to swing the hook and catch the other male.
Carlos and Chris loves fishing and penis so they went to the sporting good section of Wal-Mart and played a little game of Water Sport Pole Docking.
by dirtybirdz May 2, 2018
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pole vault

A pre-ejaculatory maneuver performed during intercourse (generally when the female is 'riding' on top) that is used as an alternative form of contraception. The maneuver involves converting one's momentum into a strong pelvic thrust to toss the female off in order to avoid busting inside of her. This move is particularly useful with 'trappers' who intend to get pregnant without the conscent of the male participant
"I was about to bust, and the bitch wouldn't get off, so i gave that trapping-ass ho the pole vault!"
by mike shay April 22, 2008
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On The Pole

Phrase describing if a girl is sexually active or not, often in reference to teenaged girls. The use of "pole" comes from the likeness of a male penis to a pole, hence, if a girl is on a pole, she'd be sexually active.
"I think it's pretty clear at this point that Sarah Palin's daughter is on the pole."

"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."
by Lazarus Ciccone October 20, 2008
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Pole smoker

by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Pole Smoker

A male who enjoys putting large penises in his mouth and inhailing the jizm.
X0X0Beans or Cattleman
by UD January 28, 2003
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