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midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo
“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”
by Punanichicken December 12, 2019
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mr moo

A three legged Chinese cat that is scared of big balls that look tasty. It is also retarded.
Oh sh!t there’s a mr moo
by Quikscope boy1234 December 15, 2019
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Mr moo

A fucking retarded person who thinks it s a cow and doesn’t fucking add any of the definitions

It is also a tripod, Chinese and retarded
You don’t want to be a Mr Moo
by Quikscope boy1234 December 15, 2019
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Moo

Moo, noun, man, verb smokabong
If you ever are lucky enough to friend a moo, you won’t regret it. A Moo is a unique rare breed of amazing. He will always have an ailment to dispute any enforcement from the law and is guaranteed talk his way out of just about anything. Moo’s need to be handled with care and should not be left alone with females that are not genuine or who display any of the typical traits of girlie girls. Moo’s are usually found around small Smokey lounge rooms and are identifiable quite easily by the sound of them coughing. If you come across a Moo you can only be his friend by exchanging him with mountains of mash potatoe with a side of meat pie. I hungry Moo is an unhappy Moo so make sure you replenish his supper regularly.
Girl, Hi !
Moo, Hey
Girl, what’s your name?
Moo, my name is Moo, do you smoke?
by Kwiteakatchladies December 25, 2019
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MOO

the girls ding dang, her inverted pipey, the velvet envolope, pandoras box
why does everyone love my moo.
by Shan the mother loving man April 23, 2019
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MoO

A word used when the situation is awkward and you want to continue to conversation.
*awkward silence*
Guy 1:MoOoOoO
Guy 2: What was that lol
Guy 1: it was a moo you idiot. Its what cows like you say
Guy 2: Fuck off do you think your cool
by urban rickshaw August 14, 2019
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MOO

MOO is a slang used by asshole tourists when hindus praise a cow .
Alex Jones went to the hindu temple where he saw hindus worshipping a cow. In an assholy fashion, he yelled from the top of his lungs "MOOOOOOOO". He was then kicked out of india forever.
by IllegalPoptart May 19, 2018
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