Definitions by seayng

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.

"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."

Golden Retriever Boyfriend by seayng September 29, 2023

mid off 

a competition between two people that are both considered to be "mid" or below average.

girl 1: im way hotter than you
girl 2: bitch please get yo ugly ass outta here
me: nahhh this a whole mid off yall needa reevaluate yourselves....

mid off by seayng November 20, 2022

nigga games 

Games like NBA2K, Madden, GTA, and Fortnite. Commonly played by niggas

Friend: All the games my cousin has are nigga games...
Me: Damn...

nigga games by seayng September 30, 2018