A strange southern creature that elevated to celebrity status
like last year i think. Nonetheless, Mike Jones should be remembered by a number of things:
1. his resemblance to one of the ninja turtles
2. his inability to develop any street cred
3. the only
rapper ive heard actually say
vagina instead of some other slang word to talk about female genitalia.
4. one of the few rappers that
even white suburban kids make fun of.
5. yet another reason why
texas is the
butt of so many jokes
6.the only person known to man with celebrity status to give out his
cell phone number and ask his audience to call him.
7. the reason why the song "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)," in which Mike Jones collaborated, is that much more funny
8. his
beef with chamillionare
9. the reason why Tchaikovsky is turning in his grave (mike jones has used some of his audion samples)
10. very possibly the reason why elton john turned into such a bitch earlier in the year (he worked with mike jones in a number of remixes)
11. giving uneducated minorities and white people with no rhyming skills alike a glimpse of
hope
12. another piece of evidence giving dave chapelle more backing in his theory that music execs can most definitely not pick up black people off the street and expect them to know how to
flow (refer to the Fisticuffs "turn my headphones up" sketch from chapelle's second season)
and last but not least,
13. the infinite number of times he repeats his damn name ( and the first few lines from his songs.
