Counter flop

Where a guy takes a picture of his junk on the counter

Duuuude I sent her a counter flop oops

by Urbannnnnndick July 27, 2015

sticky milk counter

When you cum on a girls breasts

John: how did you date go?

Ryan: when pretty good. Gave her a sticky milk counter

by JackRyder January 24, 2023

Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

Counter Strike Clone

Any FPS From 2002-2013 That has a Middle Eastern War Setting with Terrorists (or Any Fps With a Post 9/11 Setting that Tries to Educate Teens About the Conflict by Copying Counter Strike's Format with More Realistic and Dark Graphics and Gameplay)

Examples of Counter Strike Clones: The Entire Socom Series, Call of Duty Modern Warfare, Six Days in Falluja, Metal of Honor 2010, Star Wars Battlefront both the Reboot and Classic Version, Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon, Metal Gear Solid 4, Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare Etc

by baliebox4916 August 17, 2019

Counter-Strike 1.6

A very good First Person Shooter used to be a Half life mod one of the oldest gold source game the source of gold for Valve MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i know bad joke still fun even if its old requires brains to play

average Counter-Strike 1.6 moment
me: peeks around a corner
big camper Snipes my head
me dies
also me in chat : #### you

by Handling deez nuts October 16, 2022

pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

Counter-Doubt

A counter "attack" when someone "presses X to doubt."

Boy: I FINALLY GOT LAID!
Dad: LOL, press X to doubt.
Boy: Press R3 to Counter-Doubt.

by Damanjan May 10, 2018