Cocktimistic

Overestimating the size of one's penis.

Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!

by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018

cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

by Vatu November 28, 2018

cockt

When you’re pulling down her panties and are hit by a ten inch cock.

Friend: dude wtf happened to your face, it’s purple and bruised.
Me: yeah I know I got cockt last night. One second she is a rare breed of girl and then she has a problem with her vagina, the problem is she doesn’t have one!

by Kitty tickled her dad and Won December 16, 2018

cocktease

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belle delphine is a cocktease

by poopbuthole June 19, 2019

cocktist

One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.

That cock on the wall in the bathroom must have been drawn by a real cocktist

by ROCKY D January 23, 2020

Cockta

A Slovenian beverage you purchase so you can giggle at the name printed on the bottle. It's sort of the KFC of soft drinks, claiming to be flavored with eleven different herbs and spices, including exotic flavors such as rose hip.

"Honestly, Cockta just tastes of American smarties. It's pretty good."

by Pergmen March 23, 2020

Cocktography

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His cocktography skills are quite impressive with his new phone camera.

by Language Master 2017 July 9, 2020