A phenomenon wherein a person'
s (usually a biological male'
s) judgment becomes extremely clouded and distorted by horniness, leading them to think unreasonable thoughts and make unreasonable decisions they otherwise would not think/make. Usually easily fixable by
masturbating.
John: Dude,
Jessica is so cute and funny, I think I have a crush on her! I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow.
later, after masturbating:
John: What did I ever see in
Jessica? I can't believe I seriously considered asking her out. Must have been the dick haze.