When a woman subtly displays or draws attention to her cleavage in order to benefit in a professional setting.
by wolfpack16 March 30, 2011
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I really got my tuition's worth out of her class - she's a Professor Puma, I got a brainjob AND a blowjob!
by professor fuckrastinator April 17, 2011
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The art of producing a long, coherent stream of well elocuted profanities with no grammatical errors.
Often used in terms of sarcastic response.
Often used in terms of sarcastic response.
A - 'Go to hell, you steaming bag of putrescent cockslime! You are a disgrace to the shit heap of humanity! The best part of that bloated, greasy bag of puss you call a body got flushed down the shitter when you were five! You ugly, cunting pile of rotten manure!'
B - 'Good show, by Jove! Such an charming adventure into the art of literary profanitation. Fuck you too!'
B - 'Good show, by Jove! Such an charming adventure into the art of literary profanitation. Fuck you too!'
by Alyxandr December 28, 2011
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Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
Get the Professional Cock Block mug.Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.
That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.
Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher
Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher
by quan267 June 2, 2016
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Get the Profaninate mug.Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.
"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
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