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mighty mouse 

sweetest cartoon super hero ever!!!!
person: Whoa that weird flying mouse just saved those people.
other person:thats no ordinary flying mouse its MIGHTY MOUSE!!!!!
mighty mouse by ssdd March 19, 2004

Suicide Mouse 

A very creepy episode of a childhood favorite show you might know as Mickey Mouse. In this descriptive episode, it first shows Mickey walking down a street, but not smiling and talking as always. He has his hands behind his back, and looks generally depressed. The screen blacks out for a while, but when it resumes, we hear a man murmuring in the background. Then, we start hearing what sounds like a broken record box playing, and more bloodcurdling screams come into action, as terrifying images come in between buildings. Then, Mickeys face starts to break down, his eyes down to the bottom of his sockets, his teeth begin to break more and more. Eventually, he starts running faster until he reaches full speed. Then, he collapsed. A few moments later, a depiction of Death appeared and laughed, as the video ends. We don’t quite know if this was just a creepypasta or real.
Dont watch Suicide Mouse at night
Suicide Mouse by SMLFAN123 March 9, 2019

ur spouse a mouse 

The deadliest insult of all humanity. It destroys no u and reverse cards.
Tom: ur mom gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur mom and dad gay together
Jack: ur sister mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Jack: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Jack: ur family tree lgbt
Tom: ur ancestors incestors
Jack: ur species feces
Tom: ur genus likes penis
Jack: ur family reunion homosexual comunion
Tom: Don't make me say it
Jack: Say it pussy
Tom: YOUR SPOUSE A MOUSE
Jack: Fucking dies and implodes

tickle the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to tickle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn

Medical Mouse 

A healer who can heal as good as Meheel but isn't quite as good as Meheel.
Tollas want's to heal as good as Meheel but obviously can't so he touches Meheels balls a lot. A prime example of a medical mouse is Meheel.
Medical Mouse by Meheel January 12, 2010

mighty mouse 

Stuffing ones finger along with the male member into a woman to appear to have a larger penis.
Man she screamed when I gave her a mighty mouse!
mighty mouse by Tom June 5, 2003