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housecest 

The act of sleeping with one of your roommates.
"After the kegger Steve went home, with Beth, and commited housecest"
housecest by SeanTastic February 14, 2007

house hound 

Someone that is constantly on the prowl for house music. Usually found in a dark sweaty venue with other hounds, sharing water and youtube videos of yet more house music. A house hound can smell a drop from a mile away, and will usually open with the line "do you like house?!"
"Why has that bloody house hound put a 45 minute youtube mix on?"

"The place was crawling with house hounds"
house hound by supps October 14, 2014

schlock house

A store that sells cheap, inferior quality goods.
This place is a real schlock house.
schlock house by staygun August 5, 2010

Seattle House 

Seattle House , originated from the explosive underground electronic music scene out of Seattle. The sound was created by Electronic Artist, Ethr3, in the mid 2000's, heavily influencing the electronic music scene for over a decade. It's a mix of what makes Seattle the most colorful musical city on the planet. Influenced by the epoch and iconic 90's grunge rock movement, Seattle House, subtly imposes elements of unique sound. Much like how Chicago was the birthplace of Electronic House Music, heavily influenced by jazz and blues, Seattle House leans towards the rock influences that savagely placed Seattle on the music map. Electronically-generated sounds and samples are added to the foundation creatively adding Drum-n-Bass, Trance, touches of Progressive, House (to name a few genres) brilliantly creating a distinctly unique style and sound.
Musician: Travelling somewhere, to the underground of the Emerald City, discovering the dope sound of Seattle House.
Seattle House by Originem August 1, 2019

alone in a dark house 

Alone in a dark house is a roblox game abouta detctive trying to figure out the death of the smith family but while at the house the son eric is being a bitch and hes also a black demon also also its a game that two people played till 4 am and then the next stopped playing the game
Jamaica: wanna play alone in a dark house

Kaelon:oh god no remember what happened last time

Jamaica: but arnt you dating eric and you haven't seen eric in a while

Kaelon:fine lets play

do you have stairs in your house 

1. A nonsecret identifier between Something Awful forum goons. Canonical answer: "I am protected." In communal memory and appreciation of...

2. An Internet meme originating from Something Awful leader Richard Kyanka's famous "Space Robot Bonanza" ICQ prank, in which he successfully convinces a gullible person that he has created "space robots" from VCR parts to protect astronauts from "the terrible space secret". Unfortunately, the Pusher Robot (which shoves) and the Shover Robot (which pushes) have undertaken to protect the entire human race by pushing them down flights of stairs. Kyanka eventually switches to the persona of one of the robots and convinces the victim that the robots have "protected" Kyanka down the stairs. "The robot" then sends the victim into a panic by offering to protect him, asking for his location, and asking him "DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE". Similarly to AYBABTU, "DO YOU HAVE" was made into a song by The Laziest Men on Mars and then a Flash animation by Jonathan Robinson. However, in AYBABTU's case the song and animation are credited with kicking off the fad, while in "DO YOU HAVE"'s case they followed it.
"why are u guys all so mean"
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
"waht?"
"OK. FYAD."