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Crap-tume

When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.
Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
by Legit(insert name here) November 1, 2017
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Caprisun

Pouches of juice that are easy to open because they have an idicated hole to open from. You can build walls with them that will surely keep invaders from Narnia out. Commonly found in the mini vans of soccer moms.
Man 1- is that a caprisun?
Man 54- yes
Man 1- my dad used to keep those in his minivan
Man 54- your dad?
by FreshestAvocado November 26, 2018
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crap

crap can be defined in many ways
1. the stuff that comes out of your bootyhole when your stummy hurts
2. a great substitute word for a cuss word that you can say infornt of your mom without getting smacked
3. your piece of shit ex/fbuddy that you keep texting
1. damn i just took a massive crap
2. crap i burned myself
3. hes crap. literal crap.
by biyatchhhhh May 5, 2020
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Crap

Harvey Levin: Hey, you are just hired for Anti-Help Jennette McCurdy
John: I don't wanna work here, jerk.
Harvey Levin: You're just crap.
Edward: YOU CRAPPIN' CRAPPED JENNETTE MCCURDY, YOU BACKSTABBING CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the icarly fan September 6, 2020
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Capri-son

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.
Did you hear Jennifer lost her baby?”
“Yeah, I heard she got a capri-son!”
by UnacceptableRabbit August 1, 2021
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Crap the whip

When you poo your pants in a friend's car.
"She took the Crap The Whip challenge in Ted's car, and he made her walk home!"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"
by lonestardic October 13, 2021
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Capricious

The quality of being unnecessarily unpredictable in one’s views and opinions such that they confuse those around you.
I’m sick of Maurie. One day it’s this the next day it’s that. He’s such a capricious old cunt.
by EkDum October 16, 2022
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