When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.
Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
by Legit(insert name here) November 1, 2017
Get the Crap-tume mug.Pouches of juice that are easy to open because they have an idicated hole to open from. You can build walls with them that will surely keep invaders from Narnia out. Commonly found in the mini vans of soccer moms.
Man 1- is that a caprisun?
Man 54- yes
Man 1- my dad used to keep those in his minivan
Man 54- your dad?
Man 54- yes
Man 1- my dad used to keep those in his minivan
Man 54- your dad?
by FreshestAvocado November 26, 2018
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crap can be defined in many ways
1. the stuff that comes out of your bootyhole when your stummy hurts
2. a great substitute word for a cuss word that you can say infornt of your mom without getting smacked
3. your piece of shit ex/fbuddy that you keep texting
1. the stuff that comes out of your bootyhole when your stummy hurts
2. a great substitute word for a cuss word that you can say infornt of your mom without getting smacked
3. your piece of shit ex/fbuddy that you keep texting
by biyatchhhhh May 5, 2020
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John: I don't wanna work here, jerk.
Harvey Levin: You're just crap.
Edward: YOU CRAPPIN' CRAPPED JENNETTE MCCURDY, YOU BACKSTABBING CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John: I don't wanna work here, jerk.
Harvey Levin: You're just crap.
Edward: YOU CRAPPIN' CRAPPED JENNETTE MCCURDY, YOU BACKSTABBING CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the icarly fan September 6, 2020
Get the Crap mug.When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.
by UnacceptableRabbit August 1, 2021
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by lonestardic October 13, 2021
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by EkDum October 16, 2022
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