Capri-son 

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.

“Did you hear Jennifer lost her baby?”
“Yeah, I heard she got a capri-son!”

Capri-son by UnacceptableRabbit August 1, 2021

Capri-Son 

The act of deliberately flipping a boy upside down and forcibly lancing him in his bottom.

I OFTEN FIND MYSELF NEEDING MORE THAN ONE Capri-son to be satisfied.

Capri-Son by Ranchgirls May 22, 2022

Capri Son 

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When you suck the sh** out ya partner's genitals and it makes them release all their juices.

Inspired by how a Capri Sun juice looks after you've drank all of its juices. The person who has been Capri Son'd will need cuddles and will most likely fall asleep right after this special event. They have been dominated by the Capri Son'er noun.

Variations:

1. Capri Son'd - Adjective, Verb
2. Capri Son'er - Noun, Dominant person
3. Capri Son'ee - Noun, Recipient

Note: As the Capri Son'er, you must be aware of your generosity and power. Please make sure to praise your partner's genitals in the process and also give thanks for the powers of the juices after. This will ensure the release you are manifesting.

Oh my God, they just Capri Son'd me!

She tried to Capri Son me!

Capri Son by Captain Capri November 3, 2021

Caprisongs 

The best, and first mixtape I have heard. Thank you twigs.

OMG! Caprisongs is the best. You have to check it out

Caprisongs by fkatwiglets April 19, 2022