caprisun 

A delicious kids drink that comes in a pouch in which you jab a straw through a small opening in the pouch to drink.

Mom, pack me a Capri Sun in my lunch.

caprisun by Jaisen December 24, 2003

caprisun 

One of the tastiest refreshments known to man.

If you don't like Caprisun, you can suck my cock.

caprisun by Babby October 24, 2006

Caprisun 

Pouches of juice that are easy to open because they have an idicated hole to open from. You can build walls with them that will surely keep invaders from Narnia out. Commonly found in the mini vans of soccer moms.

Man 1- is that a caprisun?
Man 54- yes
Man 1- my dad used to keep those in his minivan
Man 54- your dad?

Caprisun by FreshestAvocado November 26, 2018

caprisun 

A shitty kids drink that makes your mouth dry as hell and you have to drink like 3 more for it to stop still tastes better than water though.

1: im thristy got anything to drink
2: just caprisun and water
1: bring me 3 caprisuns

caprisun by stewfoo January 8, 2005

CapriSun 

When your condom is filled with cum after sex

Man I really had a caprisun after fucking that girl last night

CapriSun by Bimjo December 10, 2017

Caprisun 

A kick-ass DRINK, BABY! I luv dis shit wif all MUH HART!!1 At dis moment, i be sportin' WILD CHARRY, BABY! Talk about a killer thirst kwencha! Mmmm, I luv it moe den muh boi! It fills my head wif calming thoughts and makes me want to SUCK ON EM ALL DAY!1

Damn, this chick is strange... but hey, she has CAPRISUN!

Caprisun by Kalcutta June 4, 2005

caprisun 

a drink that is drank by white ass faggots, guys with no hair, guys with small dicks, and people that use penis enlargement pills for their mommy.

He drank that caprisun out of that ass,

caprisun by imyourmomfaggot January 24, 2019