Corona Blues

Blue balls caused by not being able to get out and get Grindr sex because of the coronavirus lockdown.

“Oh man I’m SICK of this lockdown now!”

“I know, right! Tell me about it! I’ve already got a bad case of the corona blues!”

by Joshua_Paris April 3, 2020

Corona el Fuego

When someone tries to light a cigarette, but since their hair has so many oils in the hairspray they use, their hair sets on fire.

Strictly translates to "Crown of Fire".

A: Damn, I need to take a smoke break real quick.
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!

by PyroKyro April 29, 2024

Corona Creativity

The creative spark people experience after weeks in quarantine, making them come up with anything from weird activities to dumb ass jokes.

I’m so happy football is back on TV!
Johnny, you’ve just balanced a football on top of your TV.
Sorry, I think I just had a spark of corona creativity.

by yjonas April 6, 2020

Corona Cumstain

A large puddle of cum that you develop over the time you are in quarantine by watching an unhealthy amount of porn.

Person 1: Dang thats a big Corona Cumstain. How long did it take you to make that?
Person 2: About 2 days

by sealo.-. September 23, 2020

Corona

A virus that magicly came out of FUCKING NOWHERE AND STILL EXISTS IN 2021 AND WILL END IN 10 FUCKING YEARS

2019:hey 2020!what you have in a store for the humans?
2020:the end of their life by making a virus named corona wbu 2021?
2021:Eh I don't really care I'll do the same as you 2020!

by Gabygabs January 18, 2021

COVID 19/Corona

COVID is the worst thing as it hurt my fren ;-;

COVID 19/corona sucks more than having smol brain

by anonymous September 9, 2021

Corona

A boy with a large forehead created this disease so if you see him run away he will cough on you

Hey look at the guy hanad he has corona

by Shushhhhh March 5, 2020