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Ass assing

Pointless actions or thinking; tomfoolery, bullshit or fuckery
To the irrelevant 🙄 - “I don’t care, you can hate me for no reason and Imma still go about my day the same way I did before…have fun with your ass assing ✌️”
by JDocWebb December 1, 2021
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Cool assing

when someone thinks they are to cool to talk to you, open snaps, or thinks they are celebrity
“Bro Ryan is cool assing the fuck outta me on snap”
by gc0ck May 11, 2022
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Ring aling

A Ring aling is when your hiding behind those clothes you never wear in your closet, beating your meat so hard your ball feel like there about to fall of while looking at nudes your sister sent to your catfish Snapchat account
"Hey Justin, did you perform a Ring aling yesterday"
"Yes"
by Black... November 1, 2022
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Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.
Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."
by Joools November 28, 2022
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peddling asininities

The phrase "peddling asininities" is a somewhat archaic expression that means to spread or promote foolish or nonsensical ideas. Such as what Piers Morgan has been doing regarding the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.
Piers: "simple question, do you believe hamas is a terrorist organization?"
Top'g: "that's an interesting question, but I think you are peddling asininities"
by gmtaketake November 24, 2023
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unconsensual aging

When an event occurs in someone’s life that causes extreme stress or frustration, leading to a fast-paced feeling of growing older or “growing grey hairs.”
The stress from the 2024 election caused a lot of unconsensual aging for many Americans.
by spicymaranara February 10, 2026
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Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.
We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.
by Dog Ass October 1, 2025
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