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Sarah Whittaker 

is super fucking hot, if she has a son named isaac then she's even hotter oml
is that Sarah Whittaker??
OML IT IS I'M ABOUT TO CUMMMM
Sarah Whittaker by Noris maybe? October 23, 2020

Olli Whittaker

A male with a huge penis but with a secret fetish for unorganised fruit bowls covered in an indian guys semen.
Bro you know Olli whittaker?? Well, he is a G and I love his winky but the problem is... bro just loves his fruit

katie whittaker

This girl is the best girl you'll ever meet she super slays and very cool
Person A: omg have you met katie whittaker

person B : omg lorall she is so slay
katie whittaker by LORALLSLAY February 26, 2023

Katie Whittaker-Tice 

A person of indeterminate amounts of knowledge and beauty
That person is so incredible they are almost Katie Whittaker-Tice.

Their stature is almost that of Katie Whittaker-Tice
Katie Whittaker-Tice by Rover123 January 27, 2025

Holy Davian Witjaksono

Holy Davian Witjaksono
by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.

He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.

As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.

"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."

Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.

They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.

Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.

Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"

Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."

Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.

Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
Holy Davian Witjaksono raped the cow.
Holy Davian Witjaksono by Licht#8577 November 23, 2021

Lip pillow swappin witta biiihh 

The act of swapping zyn pouches mid make out
I finally met that baddie and immediately started lip pillow swappin witta biiihh