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jeff wittek 

A member of the vlog squad who went to prison, but seems like he has really changed. He is also Literally the hottest guy it the whole entire world, and if u think differently come at me dude.

hot
Me: OMG I love Jeff wittek
Friend: he’s not even that cute
Me: * kills friend*
the most underrated, sweetest person you’ll meet. their laugh is very contagious and you can’t help but smile. witjak’s have a tough life but always pull through. make sure to check up on ur local witjak tho, they deserve it <3
“just woke up at 4am for movie night... feeling quite witjak rn”
witjak by MVGAIKE March 29, 2021
A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.
After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
Whittaker by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014

Whittaker's table 

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
Whittaker's table by that guy kyle January 11, 2015

Whittakered

Whittakered: Having your comment twisted into a personal insult against a person, followed by getting silenced
I've just been Whittakered by Facebook
Whittakered by Scorpiod86 May 3, 2021