wittak

Defines a section hot ass white girl who's name begins with a "K"

Dammnnn is that Wittak

by Kristi B. November 29, 2023

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jeff wittek

A member of the vlog squad who went to prison, but seems like he has really changed. He is also Literally the hottest guy it the whole entire world, and if u think differently come at me dude.

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Me: OMG I love Jeff wittek
Friend: he’s not even that cute
Me: * kills friend*

by Batman_ is_betterThanYou November 11, 2019

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wittak • Whittaker • Wittadikee • wittiko • Whittaker Bowl • Whittakerd • Whittakered • Whittaker's Disguise • whittaker's eye • Whittaker's table

the most underrated, sweetest person you’ll meet. their laugh is very contagious and you can’t help but smile. witjak’s have a tough life but always pull through. make sure to check up on ur local witjak tho, they deserve it <3

“just woke up at 4am for movie night... feeling quite witjak rn”

by MVGAIKE March 29, 2021

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Whittaker

A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.

After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.

by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014

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Whittaker's table

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.

"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"

by that guy kyle January 11, 2015

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