Teeter Totter

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.

“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”

by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018

teenser

" a little amount of something"

"Would you like some pie?...Just a teenser"

by Adronna July 19, 2003

Tentertain

Adjective: the act of entertaining the male species to the point of pitching a tent,

Giving a lap dance is the best way to tentertain.

by missjuly September 20, 2010

Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word

He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.

by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018

Teener

A teener is half of an eighth, commonly referring to drugs. Meaning a "teener" is 1.75 grams.

May as well get a teener of gear from ***** and get more for our money. Better than paying a hundred quid locally and coming home with half the amount.

by Harribooo December 19, 2020

freak teetering

Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."

His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.

by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017

Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018