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Tenterhooks 

An english saying. If someone is on tenterhooks, they are very nervous/excited about something that they are waiting for, and possibly dreading.
"Gee whiz, I was on tenterhooks beuase she hadn't turned up to our 5th year anniversary date yet. Turns out, she dumped me in a voicemail."
Tenterhooks by reavreav August 19, 2008
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tenter hooks 

(or tenterhooks) meaning to wait with feelings of nervousness or anxiety in anticipation for something to happen in the near future.
She was on tenter hooks as the police officer calculated her BAC.
tenter hooks by mailburner January 13, 2010
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Tenderhooks 

To keep on edge, anxious. From the Blur song 'Tender' which is featured on the album 13. A 'Tender-hook' refers to the fact that the 'hook' of the song is merely a build-up to next song on the album 'Bugman', which is a far more cathartic expression of distorted electric guitars. It is also an updated version of the archaic phrase "tenterhooks" used by pedant pricks who simply have no fun when it comes to language. I mean, just who do you think you are? An 18th century dressmaker? Get over yourself, grandad.
Jimmy loved Blur so was on tenderhooks at the new Blur song coming out. Unfortunately, they disbanded so Jimmy killed himself.

Tenterhooked 

The state of anticipation elicited by online dating, In particular the period leading to a first face to face.
"Oh man has that gal got me tenterhooked! Can't wait to meet her for real."

Tenderhook

Spelled this way intentionally, a tenderhook is smooching with your willing partner, sliding your hand down their drawers and popping a curled digit up their Aristotle.
"I thought Gary was just gonna grab my arse Trace, but he slid his hand down the back of me' drawers and gave me a tenderhook!"
Tenderhook by Mafer1ck December 3, 2021
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