shrumpkin

formed from "blumpkin" except additionally tripping on shrooms while recieving head and taking a shit.

"dude i picked up some shrompers friday." "was it sick?" "totally, then sally gave me a shrumpkin!" "fuckin crazy!"

by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010

strumph

To say something embarrassing in a crowed area, but just as you are saying it everybody goes quite thus hearing what you just said resulting in awkward looks and judging.

"I had such a bad strumph in class today"
"John strumphed so bad today when he was telling us about his hairy butt

by goprogillen April 6, 2015

shpumph

Pronounced (sh--poo-m-f)
Adjective
Noise Created When Air Is Quickly Released From A Tube

The Tube Made A Shpumph Noise As The Ball Was Fired From It

by Brian Hetherington April 22, 2006

shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.

That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.

by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010

shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

Shrumping Gimp

A penis that’s been effected by the cold.

Wow! look at that Shrumping Gimp, it’s so tiny now!

by I’mThatChick January 24, 2021

Shrump

When 45th President of the United States Donald Trump Screws a Shrimp; An Insult

"Did you hear that Trump has a new kid, I heard they're a real Shrump,"

by Fiveduck June 23, 2021