To say somethingembarrassing in a crowed area, but just as you are saying it everybody goes quite thus hearing what you just said resulting in awkward looks and judging.
"I had such a bad strumph in class today"
"John strumphed so bad today when he was telling us about his hairy butt
This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.