School Lunch

"School Lunch." School is the worst and lunch is okay, but put together it's pure shit wound together by strings of raisins, boogers, and mystery meat.

Melissa had been taken into the ER because she ingested school lunch: Lunch Lady Barb's "mushroom Jello" which was gelatinous cream of mushroom soup.

by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021

School Lunch

Overpriced… You can just get the same things at the vending machine for a few cents less. The food is good though.

School Lunch

by Pxprobotvidz September 1, 2022

School lunch

The worst non-edible concoction of the universe. Food that is an old, over or under cooked, too greasy, spoiled version of real food.

Kyle: did u see the school lunch dude
Matt: yeah it looks like dog shit

by TheSmartOne.. Maybe April 18, 2022

School Lunch

Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.

"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"

by chaicow March 16, 2025

School Lunch

A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.

Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.

by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023

School Lunch

Prison food. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants and other abandoned, dirty gardens
Old apple juice
3 week expired milk
Disgusting wiggly french fries
Moldy potato skin and expired butter
And desserts that are crap, like
Melted ice cream sandwiches
Old cake
Cupcakes that look like crap.
Old bread.

I hate school lunch.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021